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Song Parodies -> "Sea Food Inc"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Good Inc"

Original Performer:

Gorillaz feat De La Soul

Parody Song Title:

"Sea Food Inc"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Bad cruise, bad weather, but worse still.... bad food
(Captain's hearty laugh)

Sea food! Sea food!
Sea food! Sea food!
Sea food! Sea food!
Sea food! Sea food!

Sittin on a cruise and the weather's crap
Cast your rods and go we'll see what you catch
Your arses fill three seats it's appaulling to see
You won't get off this ship coz you've booked three weeks
You broaden your horizons with your up-class style
A mediocre cruise where the food is vile
And all I wanna see is some food to eat
The shrimp, it makes me queezy amd i'm white as sheet, oh!

Sailor, sailor, hook for hand
Yearn forever for dry land
Being sea-sick down the side
It is sticky, calling down
"Yar me harites! food for free!"
You earn a fiver Captain Smee
I'm ill, i'm ill, still no land
Is anything left in?

So have you tried these last crabs, vast crabs
Line 'em all up and rasp! gag!
Ladies, gents, upon the rafts
Better watch out for shark attacks
Engine stops working and it's hectic in here
Captain's been bitten and it's septic oh dear
Which way do you navigate? Oh ca-ha-ha-aack!
It makes no sound, we're sunk now
This boat's out, we start to sink
This heap of rust, we fight octopus
With 4 drowned it's looking bleak
So don't stop heading, heading
For somewhere better where we're
Trying not to suffocate, a-a-a-a-aaaargh!
(Crying turns into screaming)

Keep still, keep still, hold my hand
Hope that shark's got nothing planned
Keeping hope up in your mind
We'll keep swimming, trawling round
Learn from this and take from me
Don't book a cruise that you won free
Next time, next time keep it planned
And everybody wins

Don't stop swimming, swimming
Until your arms are aching
Look who that white shark just ate
The ent-re-pe-neur!
Don't stop swimming, swimming
Although the sharks are swarming
Steady on, it's you they've ate
(Screaming as sharks move in)

Sea food! Sea food!
Sea food! Sea food!
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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   10

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Red Ant - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I didn't know De La Soul was still around. Good rhyming though.
Rick C - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, sorry.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for taking the time to read it anyway : (
Kristof Robertson - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
555 from me...and it looks like I'm the only voter. Very clever and cool, DAK. One thing: proofread for typos and spelling mistakes before you submit.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof... and I apologize
Alyssa - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Marvelous
Dumb Ass Kid - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alyssa
Andrew Darwitan - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't vote 'cuz I've never really care about the original song..
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
No problem Andrew, thanks for reading it anyways
Blethar - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Pah. Apathetic voters. With all the illegal download sites, a song like Feel Good Inc. (very big in Britain) shouldn't be hard to get for free. Anyhoo, great parody (5's), and it's great to see you're still going. You should try doing one for "Dare" by the Gorillaz as well; considering the repetition, it'd probably be quite easy.
MC2 - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
That's hilarious 555
Perizza - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
lmao nice work!
Yet Another Dutchman - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Your pacing on this one is scary. There's near-perfect syllable-rhyming. Especially for your claim of finishing all your parodies in half an hour, an hour at most, the quality of this has to result in a 5 for overall to anyone who reads this. More amazingly, you cram humor into every single line. I called 'Stuck (in my bed)' a gem? Then this one's the crown jewels. Have a good comeback, DAK.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Blethar - Thanks, i'll keep that in mind! MC2 - Thank you. Perizza - You again?! lol, thanks... and of course, thank you to my new best friend, YAD! : D
Nikolai - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny as hell, your should publish your own Parodie albums.

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