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Song Parodies -> "Guns Don't Kill People, Robbers Do"

Original Song Title:

"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"

Original Performer:

Goldie Lookin' Chain

Parody Song Title:

"Guns Don't Kill People, Robbers Do"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics


Guns dont kill people robbers do,
Ask any politican and they'll tell you its true,
Its a fact music makes you violent,
Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,
You don't believe me? Heres my hype,
Offer me the record and i'll show you the type,
Of criminal this rob s*** is breedin,
Its a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin,
Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'F***',
If I stuck with UB40 then I woulda been in luck,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Cypress f****** hill to me to make a f******bong,
So I started, I bought another tape,
That bad boy vibe made my c*** and b**** ache,
So remember kids from the head double tap,
Guns don't kill people its just rob!

Guns don't kill people robbers do
So do the police
Woo Woo Woo

Guns don't kill people robbers do,
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,
Shot to death outside Hyper Value,
Guns blazin like Michael Cain in Zulu,
Guns with sadistic are sometimes misleading,
The type of criminal that rob is breedin,
Shot in the chest? No wonder you stopped breathin,
2 for the base over, are you receivin?
Remember rob tracks in '87
Scott the Rock's up ni Hip-Hop heaven,
Biggie and Tupac R.I.P,
Even Jam Master Jays in the cemetary.


Guns don't kill people robbers do,
I'm a f****** robber and I might kill you,
As a robber I'm teachin you a lesson,
AK47 to Smith-and-Weston
Just say no, just like Zappo
Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo,
Hip-hop gangster trippin,
Even Eminems into pistol whippin,
Its like cluedo murder one,
P-Diddy, J'lo in a nightclub with a gun,
Heard snoop dog now wants to bust a cap,
Guns dont kill people its just rob

One, Two yo face my shoe,
My name is Mike B**** and I'm comin through,
Gun crimes, stabbin, and burglarisation,
Its on a rise all across the nation,
The safety's off and the pistol is aimed,
Yardies and the Mafia always get blamed,
Politicians are shamed, and they haven't got a clue,
Rob is more deadly than f****** Kung-Fu


Guns dont kill people robbers do,
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q,
I wanna rob, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song now im into gun crime,
Its a sign of the times like Prince changin his name,
Gotta have a shooter to be in the rob game,
Like Michael Ryan about to snap,
Guns dont kill people its just rob!



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sonikal - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Why is this on the site the very DAY I submitted it?
rachie b - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
this song is crape i cant stand dis band dey are lil peck eds
Lupinbell - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This isn't a parody, you've just taken the Lyrics and replaced Rap with Rob

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