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Song Parodies -> "99 Death Eaters"

Original Song Title:

"99 Red Balloons"

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Parody Song Title:

"99 Death Eaters"

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The Lyrics

I realise this was originally by Nena but it's the Goldfinger version I have/know and therefore reworked. It's based on the Harry Potter universe so you may need to be familiar with that to fully enjoy.
You and I in Flourish & Blotts
Buying parchment and quills with the sickles we've got
The Hogwarts term is about to start
I need new robes so that I'll look the part
Down the road in Knockturn Alley
A flash of silver and a flash of green
Unforgivable curses fly
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 Death Eaters
Aurors screaming 'stupefy!'
You-know-who is on the loose again
Breaking people out of Azkaban
His faithful servants pledge their lives
To causing misery, pain and strife
Lucius Malfoy smiling wide
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 Dementors meet
99 patronuses leap
In to defence, they shine in white
Dumbledore's Army in all its might
"This is what we've been waiting for
The Dark Lord's back, he's back for more"
Grab our brooms, take to the sky
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 masks on the ground
Phoenix Lament, the only sound
It's all over and we're standing here
In the dust that was the Transfiguration department
If I could find a souvenir
Or even just George Weasley's ear
But here it is, a chocolate frog
I think of you and let it go

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - August 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Very cute, even if the the "transfiguration department" stands out like a sore thumb pace-wise. I was singing along & smiling. Nicely done.
Parodygm - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Hah yeah I know...I couldn't think of anything clever so whenever I play it I just substitute a different Hogwarts subject that doesn't fit at all. Which yes, is terrible especially in a solely written context.

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