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Song Parodies -> "Stop Mailing Nermal"

Original Song Title:

"Start Wearing Purple"

Original Performer:

Gogol Bordello

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Mailing Nermal"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The 1st song of the Return of O.W.N. and I picked a hard one but one that I know that Agrimorfee would love because he nominated this band for Artistry 2 but we didn't get to chance to parody them! This one is from Jon's perspective about Garfield's bad habit of mailing off Nermal to places around to globe to get rid of him. Enjoy!
Stop mailin' Nermal! Mailin' Nermal!
Stop mailin' Nermal to Dubai-ai-ai
He's adorable and sweet, That's why you're jealous
Seeked vengence... Disgusted by your wicked crime!

So please, Gah!

Stop shippin' Nermal! Shippin' Nermal!
Stop shippin' Nermal to Peru-u-u
You're maniacal and twisted with each package
You've managed... To send him off to some weird tribe

Can't stand it when you're kickin' Odie!
Need some Codine!
You boxed up that poor cat, I've frowned
Your mice here will give us rabies... Since you neglect
To rid my home, You orange cow!

So please, Gah!

Stop packin' Nermal! Packin' Nermal!
Stop packin' Nermal to Macao-ao-ao
It's insanity how this fat cat has managed
To ravage... My fridge then send off this feline!

I know that he snacked your linguine and lasagna
And thus he's shipped to Timbuktu-u-u
This amber pest is such a bastard, Stop it! Aye!
Before I throw you in a box and send you too!

Stop trappin' Nermal! Trappin' Nermal!
Stop trappin' Nermal in cardboard!
'Cross the galaxy, Too pissed to hunt that baggage
You're savage... Garfield is nothin' but slime!

So please, Gah!

Duct tapin' Nermal! Tapin' Nermal!
Duct tapin' Nermal is your vow!

When will you stop tossin' Nermal!
When will you stop tossin' Nermal!
Stop tossin' Nermal...

Inhumanity to ship the cutest kitten
To Britan! That box is wrapped up with twine!

I'll turn your hide into a sweater! Sweater!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pariah of my foyer!
You bug me more than a mosquito! El Gato!
I'll speak in tongues since I'm pissed off!!!

So please, gah, Stop mailin' Nermal! Mailin' Nermal!
Stop Mailin' Nermal 'cross the globe!
You're so rascally! Please quit or you'll be banished
Don't molest... My cat like Harvey Weinstein!

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Agrimorfee - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Hehe, nicely done! It's fun to see Jon Arbuckle finally let his true feelings out here. I am doubly happy that you finished it on time.
Peter Andersson - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the horrible pun "Schrödinger's Cat for President - Dead or Alive!"
Peter Again - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
And unless it's obvious I meant that as in horribly good! :-)
2Eagle - March 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Awwww - da po puddy tat. Jon's too busy with his girlfriend these days to pay any attention to Garfield. Somebody should pick him up and cuddle him.
Matthias - March 30, 2019 - Report this comment
2Eagle - It’s so weird to me that Jon has a girlfriend these days but I’m glad that Jim Davis finally cut the man a break
Leave That Cute Kitten Alone! - March 31, 2019 - Report this comment
It's good to see how pissed off Jon Arbuckle can get, although if I recall correctly Nermal usually gets boxed and posted for Abu Dhabi. Amiright?
Matthias - April 01, 2019 - Report this comment
That's true but I thought that Garfield sending him off to random places around the world would be funnier than sticking with one place.

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