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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Football"
Original Song Title:
"I F***ing Hate You"
Original Performer:
Godsmack
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Football"
Parody Written by:
Mewtwo
The Lyrics
I hate Napoleon Harris. I hate Ben Roethlisberger. I hate Deion Sanders. I hate Deion Branch. I hate Lito Sheppard. I hate David Carr. I hate Braylon Edwards. I hate Shawne Merriman. I hate Nnamdi Asomugha. I hate Troy Polamalu. I hate Patrick Ramsey. I hate Rock Cartwright. I hate Kenechi Udeze. I hate Antonio Bryant.
For everything you do
I’d like to swallow you
And everyday I’m gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every f***ing bulls*** lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
When you repeated me
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows your fate
You’re everything I f***ing hate
And I’m everything that you could never be
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
(Football) (3x)
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
I’d like to swallow you
And everyday I’m gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every f***ing bulls*** lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
When you repeated me
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows your fate
You’re everything I f***ing hate
And I’m everything that you could never be
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
(Football) (3x)
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
Ben Roethlisberger, you've been traded to the Ravens.
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what can i say it sucks
I'm sorry, but this was just god awful. 1's.
WHAT?! I've been traded to Baltimore?!
Michael Strahan hates you.
You left out BRETT FAVRE!
It's okay, I'll do it for you:
"I hate Brett Favre". There.
AND John Madden.
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