[Accused]
I remember when
I remember: I was drunk and I had lost my mind
There was nothing too pleasant about that fate
Little baby, like a hapless rag-doll
She got defaced
(You killed her, you monster)

When you're broke as
Without cash
Well, I was bound to punch
But it wasn't because I didn't love enough
I just love too much

Does that make me crazy?
To choke-slam a baby (Gasp!)
Should my wrists be in chains?
Probably

I thought the kid was having the time of her life (BOO!)
Well, not quite
Far too late for advice

[Judge]
C'mon now who do you
Who do you? Who do you
Who you think you are?
What'd you do to that poor soul?
I really think your hearts' too cold

[Jury]
Well, I think you're crazy
To hurt that poor baby
The mother's too lazy [to seek medical attention for Nia]
All guilty

[Accused]
Our hero has been Hulk [Hogan]
We love to wrestle just like him
And all we remember
Is thinking
We wanna be like him

[Prosecutor]
Hmm...
Really, since Nia's little
She was so very little, it looked like fun
Check the lengthy incident reports
But yet she died when they're done (Gasp)

[Judge]
Well, I think you're crazy
To hurt that poor baby
Should these men be in chains
Certainly

[The song finishes with the family crying]