I remember when, I remember, I remember when i used to be thin
Something so pleasant about the rate
How quick food went on
And off my plate
Got my gut out there
Without a care
Yeah I ate out a lot
It wasn't because I didn't eat enough
I ate too damn much
Does that make me lazy?
Does that make me lazy?
Does that make me lazy?
Most surely!
And I hope that I have had the buffet of my life
Think twice about that white rice
Come on now, who am I, who am I, who am I, who the hell am I?
Ha ha ha bless that soul
Food owns my control
I think I'm lazy
I think I'm lazy
I think I'm lazy
Definitely!
My weight is so damn high I could lose a limb
And all I remember is thinking, "I used to be thin."
Oh how I long, how I long for those fries and gum
It's no coincidence that I'm done
I'll die when I'm young
Damn right I'm lazy!
Damn right I'm lazy!
Damn right I'm lazy!
Positively!