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Song Parodies -> "Dancing"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gnarls Barkley

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#31. Everyone's not a natural.
I don't got no moves, I don't got none, I don't got no moves on the dance floor
I get nervous just thinking about that place
Don't know the motions for the techno, I hide my face

And when I'm out there, I don't dare
Yeah I'm just standing still
But it wasn't because I was scared enough
I just freeze too much

Am I bad at dancing?
I wish I was dancing
Why don't I get dancing?
Look at me

And I know that they're all having the time of their lives
'Lectric slide, or the Y.M.C.A.
They go now, how do I
How do I, how do I, how do I twist and shout
Cha cha cha, feel the soul
I really think I am so dull

I suck at dancing
I can't get dancing
I hate this dancing
What's with me

The song is gonna start, might be a hit from Justin Timb'
All I remember is wishing that I could dance like him
All the gents in the middle, all the girls in the middle
It looks like fun
But I have no confidence, I'm dumb
And I won't try, cuz I'm done

Cuz they're always dancing
I'm never dancing
Why aren't I dancing?
Must be me

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, PM. I relate to the topic- when I dance, buildings get evacuated- and although I despise the OS, this was well written. 555
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad you didn't take the obvious "Lazy" parody idea and made it unique.
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
The Charnstar agrees with Agrimorfee, great to see some individuality, all 5's

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