Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Teddy’s Gone"

Original Song Title:

"Daddy's Gone"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Teddy’s Gone"

Parody Written by:

Satire Sam

The Lyrics

Clown was a real zero
Clown got somewhat near though
Deluded that he sat on Ron Reagan’s shoulders
But his gross Texas-size head was full of boulders
He should follow Rubio
Like thirsty Marco, from the Senate he oughta blow
Texas troll did appall
Now saying Adios!
Way beyond irascible
Was this ahole trollish one
Many people are now glad
He proved that the polls
In predictions were not bad
Forget Teddy, he’s gone
A wacky daddy’s spawn
People kicked him out because of his whining bark
Blew it when he though gnarly Carly would give him a spark
That premature move: truly asinine.
As the Donald might put it, they’re both the loser kind
Dude chose a c**t, to be blunt
Fired HP contingent wasn’t a fan
His kids hate him, and probably his wife
That’s what Trump with wife slatterns says
The GOP with trolls is rife
Now troll Ted’s a lonely one
But he gave it all he had
His “ideas” weren’t sold
Trump will screech now “Who’s your dad?”
So Ted’s run is over, done
How many are truly sad?
Forget Ted C., move on!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   14
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 806