FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
I am the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat
I'm very short and very stout did I mention I'm really fat
I like to eat small mice and I just ate a little bitty rat
I'm fashionable right now I am wearing a cool pretty hat
I'm very well adapted too, to eat new and odd kitty chow
And if I think it's nasty then I'll let out a long kitty meow
If you tell me to shut up then I'll scratch you in your doughy face
Doughy face? Hmm...Got it!
And if you are a snowman I will scratch you in your snowy base

CHORUS:
And if you are a snowman he will scratch you in your snowy base
And if you are a snowman he will scratch you in your snowy base
And if you are a snowman he will scratch you in your snowy snowy base

FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
I take on every foe and even the most old and bitter fox
And I can rough and tumble even when I'm in the litter box
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
I am the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat

CHORUS:
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
He is the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat

FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
I'll come to your deathbed and grant your last and final dying wish
But only when provided with a tasty piece of tuna fish
And since I'm lazy you will have to put it in my cat food dish
When you set it down be careful and don't you let the contents swish
If I get water in my eye when I will try to lap it up
You will get on your knees and get a paper towel to mop it up
Before you're even done, I'm thirsty, so I'll drink another lap
Lap? Hmm...That's really easy! xap qap iap, Got it!
I'll pass out on your pillow because I'm the one who needs the nap

CHORUS:
He'll pass out on your pillow because he's the one who needs the nap
He'll pass out on your pillow because he's the one who needs the nap
He'll pass out on your pillow because he's the one who needs the needs the nap

FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
I'm very messy especially when it comes to losing fur
And if you pet me while you clean it you might hear my soothing purr
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
I am the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat

CHORUS:
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
He is the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat

FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
I look outside my window to see the new neighbor's tweety bird
I try to hunt it softly and not uttering a single word
But I'm distracted so easily it would make a puppy laugh
A puppy that's a hybrid of a poodle and a large giraffe
I like eating poultry just as much as I like eating pork
And I like eating meat while using a knife and a batman spork
It's very fun to be a cat a cat that is as good as me
Hmm...me...That's a hard one! Ae...be...Got it!
I'm the type of cat that every dog and birdy wants to be

CHORUS:
He's the type of cat that every dog and birdy wants to be
He's the type of cat that every dog and birdy wants to be
He's the type of cat that every dog and birdy wants to wants to be

FLUFFY KITTY CAT:
And above all the cats you know you may say that I am the worst
But I'm the bestest kitty in the whole entire universe
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
I am the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat

CHORUS:
In short in feeling apathy and lethargy and pretty fat
He is the very model of a modern Fluffy Kitty Cat