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Song Parodies -> "At Trader Joe's"

Original Song Title:

"One Million Times"

Original Performer:

Gerald Levert

Parody Song Title:

"At Trader Joe's"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

There ain't no other store, oh no
There is only one store that's great, yeah!
There ain't no other great store, man, no sir...

I love shopping at Trader Joe's
Still there's no other place here like it
I always went there for the good ol' stuff
It's great there and I ain't no bluff!
No good place, no good place, no good place, no good place
No greater place, no great place, but Trader Joe's
No good place, no good place, no good place, no good place
No greater place, no great place, like, Trader Joe's

[[1st Verse]]
I love it when I go inside, I love everything they do (what they do)
I love all the good ol' things, all top notch quality (quality)
Where can I find nice great foods
The one place where things are organic (Where things are organic)
It's a shout for my fam'ly cause they always shop at TJ's

The good ol' things
Organicness (that's right)
No GMOs (that's right)
Who puts up with products with fertilizer (Tee Jay's)
What's my favorite (Tee Jay's)
The one I'm always up with (Tee Jay's)
The one I always turn to
For the rest of my life


[[2nd Verse:]]
Hey, I hate GMOs, man! (I'm hating it all)
I hate MSG's, man (I'm hating it all)
Hate fertilized things man (I'm hating it all)
Whoa, woah, woah
Hey, what you think about those?
Hey, do I love what I eat
If not, I'll change it
'Cause I'm ready take it to a better life and for sure I'm changing my self
Hey, I do really, really love it
There ain't no store quite above it!
And, cause I'm done with others' subpar qualities!
Who loves Trader Joe's (I do!)
Who shops Trader Joe's (I do!)
I love Trader Joe's and coming back once more!


No others match the qualities of TJ's
Nobody's gonna match the qualities
I ain't gonna turn back to no Kroger's
Even if it's got the big top notch

Ain't like Trader Joe's
Should I eat healthier?
Should I eat healthier?
Said I would shop at Trader Joe's...
Shopping at Trader Joe's
Bottom line's ain't no other store!
At Trader' Joes over and over and over and over and over and over again...
My fam'ly's shopping there again again, and again, again
(Hear me out! [[echoes]])

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