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Song Parodies -> "In Your Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"In Those Jeans"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"In Your Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

This song was inspired and goes out to Paris Hilton. I was watching "The Simple Life" and she had on lowriders that were sagging and showing the booty that
she doesn't really have. Anyway...
Kinda loose, don't fit right
(Too much room) There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
You ain't thick, how I like it
Too much...
There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
Jeans are saggy, showing disgust
Too much...
There's too much room for me...
In your jeans
Kinda loose, don't fit right
(Too much room) There's too much room for me...

Girl, I rode by, saw you over there
And I, couldn't stop myself from my despair (Gaping)
You wore them jeans
Why'd you wear those jeans
Girl, you, made this man wanna cry about lowriders
You ain't got junk, junk up in yor trunk
See here, you don't know how much you are hurting me
The way you wear your jeans is sloppy
Small girls, I ponder
And then I just have to wonder why you chose
To try and wear those jeans (No butt)


You've got no butt
Thighs and hips are nil, see here
I can not imagine touching you (Touching you)
Here's what I know, baby, what i know is that
Disliking what I see, girl, you need more food
I wanna know, all I wanna know is what
What could have made you wear those jeans
'Cause their meant for someone with meat
Don't be ashamed, but you ain't got that bang
That I love, when thick girls wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, Baby Phat (Don't try them)
Loathe the way you wearin' that (Don't try them, yeah)
Calvin, Iceberg, Sergio
You should wear some generic clothes
Yeah yeah yeah


I gotta have them be thick with them pants kinda tight
Girl, you damned those jeans
I like my booties nice and fat, your legs flow into your back
Girl, you damned those jeans
Anytime that I see you, turn my eyes, ain't got no meat
Girl, you damned those jeans
Got no meat, you're just bones
All I wanna know is why you tried to wear those jeans
You don't fit those(Please just stop!)

(Chorus 'til fade)
My apologies to the "skinny" girls out there, but I'm opinionated just like everyone else should be! No, not really, but I do speak my mind. Anyway, VOTE! And COMMENT!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Neo Matrix - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Commenting because I voted!
Saider E. - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yu must've saw the same episode I saw. Was it the one when she wearin' those blue pants while washin' the dishes? I don't know WHAT was keeping them from falling.
Neo Matrix - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I saw it when she was walking with Nicole (Richie). They had to blur out her crack!
who u think - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Stick to halo 2 wait u suck at that too well keep the crappy songs comin

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