I had thought I had found a great lover
Then I heard she liked them
They were deemed to be cute by my mother
We're not speaking again
Just the thought of them gives me the shudders
And an urgent need to go vent
If you don't agree with
Me you need help from medicine
I loathe wallabies
Horrid things bother me honestly can't quite explain it
When I'm at a zoo
And pass them by I wish I was blind
I just cannot believe the fools
Who call them small kangaroos
They're just little wannabes
You're a wallaby enemy or against me
Can't believe there are those who
Don't think how I think
I hold my nose when I pass them
Since I'm sure they stink
I believe that my purpose in life is
Making them extinct
Anyone who likes those atrocious
Animals has had too much to drink
I loathe wallabies
Horrid things bother me honestly can't quite explain it
When I'm at a zoo
And pass them by I wish I was blind
I just cannot believe the fools
Who call them small kangaroos
They're just little wannabes
You're a wallaby enemy or against me
Can we cast them into the sea?
I sure will not miss them much. I just care about me.
They make subways crowded and cause much inflation
Endangering nations – it's insane to know
That and still tolerate wallabies
I loathe wallabies
Horrid things bother me honestly can't quite explain it
When I'm at a zoo
And pass them by I wish I was blind
I just cannot believe the fools
Who call them small kangaroos
They're just little wannabes
You're a wallaby enemy or against me
I loathe wallabies