Waterfall is way too loud and too blue.
She holds herself to rid herself of urine.
And the kick is so emberassing when she sees pee beneath her foot
And she says:
Hey baby I gotta take a pee
C'mon baby can you come with me?

Chrissie's all dressed up and acting strange
Way too scared to say a thing
He's trying to figure out if he's wet or dry
He says:
Hey baby I gotta take a pee
C'mon baby can you come with me?

Doodle takes dad's newspaper to her bathroom
And when she does relief comes setting in
While she hides the wet she's making underneath her pretty clothes
She sings:
Hey baby I gotta take a pee
C'mon baby can you come with me?

Therapy is Speedie's brand new help
Dancing with the Huggies in his pants has never been too fun
It's better off than trying to insert that bullet into their "emergancy suicide gun"
And he cries:
Hey baby I gotta take a pee
C'mon baby can you come with me?

JT gets all nervous in some karaoke bar
After two drinks he can feel it after three drinks it goes right through
Getting some body odour as he sings "I will survive"
Hey baby I gotta pee
C'mon baby can you come with me?

They all see my pants
They all see my pants
They all see my pants
They all see my pants
And try to comprehend but of course you'll never comprehend