Song Parodies -> "Can't Hear The Fire"

Original Song Title:

"To Feel The Fire"

Original Performer:

Gackt

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Hear The Fire"

Parody Written by:

Teensabre

The Lyrics

Note: This is a light-hearted bit of fun, not a dig at Gackt, his music, his voice or his fans. Please don't take it seriously. . .

[Can't Hear The Fire]

'Cause when you listen to this song and to tell you truthfully
Gackt can't sing in Eng-a-lish as far as I can see
So much for fire,
Fiiiire, fiiiiiiiire
If we don't know if what he's saying is fire

You see now Gackt is a talented young dude
And I just hope what I'm saying isn't rude
But if you can't get pronounciation through
He should just leave it to Masa

'Cause when you listen to this song which you just can't fo with ease
I speak English and I thought it was in Japanese
So much for fire,
Fiiiire, fiiiiiiiire
If we don't know if what he's saying is fire

But if you listen to Gackt's voice it makes up for it for sure
And though it's hard to understand you seem to want him more
You need the fire
Fiiiire, fiiiiiiiire
Even if you don't think he's saying "Fire!"

It would take a damn good translator to see
If what our Gackt is singing is English or maybe just Gacktese. . .

'Cause when you listen to this song and to tell you truthfully
Gackt can't sing in Eng-a-lish as far as I can see
So much for fire,
Fiiiire, fiiiiiiiire
If we don't know if what he's saying is. . .fire!!!

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Olvan The Terrible - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Finally, a Gackt parody on this site! I like Gackt's music a lot, but he really shouldn't try to sing in English. "You can't make a bunny hop / If you don't ride the goose."

Teensabre - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Aw, bless. . .Thanks for the comment. I hope to write more Gackt parodies soon, if I can think of any.

Anna - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you so much for the Gackt parody!! XDD This made my day. It flowed really well.. and it's true. "Feel the Fire" cracks me up. Gackt's good and all, but.. damn. "rari can ma soul canna wisai a morris green!" Uh.. yeah. Excellent parody.

olggg - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

my god i almoast pissed in my pants it,s so funny!!!

nursecourtie - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment

This is so great!! I love it!!!

Leeren - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment

'Cause when you listen to this song which you just can't fo with ease I speak English and I thought it was in Japanese It would take a damn good translator to see If what our Gackt is singing is English or maybe just Gacktese. . . *laughs...great!!! xDDD

Alex - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment

ppff lol yes he's funny but u hav to admit that the practicly lack of pronunciation its sooo cute~!!!! I'd like to learn Gacktesse :D

Allaiyah Weyn - March 26, 2018 - Report this comment

I never had great hearing, but it was waaay better back when this song came out. I remember Jessie & I trying to GUESS what the lyrics were. "& if you look into my eye, & the toad just sucked the juice." "You can make a bunny hop, if you don't like the blues." "I need your file! FilE! FILE!" "To keep me warned, I've got to fear your file!"

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