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The Lyrics

Killer waves were made to ride them
Surf the waters till the coastguard finds me dead
I’m the Big Kauhna here
So grab your board and chug a beer
Until I wipeout come on my friend and hang ten!

A tidal wave… Won’t keep me off the beach
A hurricane… Would be exciting!
Off the sand, gnarly man, nice tan
Wicked surfing!
Leave my van, joint in hand

These primo waves are so outrageous!
And I am so amped, chaa dude, the surf’s up, bro!
Lifeguard said, “Guys look out”
“You’ll end up in a shark’s mouth”
Square poser we’ll survive
Shredding, and Shredding, and Shredding again fer sure!

No tsunami… Will keep me off the waves!
Let that rain spray… That would be bitchin’
Hammerheads, Hammerheads (Just might)
Cause they’re feeding!
Changed our plans hit the sand
Sharks are eating!

Dude, You’re stupid!
Take off your shades!
If you don’t see them, then you’re screwed!
Now in that shark’s insides

Won’t surf today… I’ll chill here on the beach
My compadre… Was, dude, just eaten
Changed my plans, I’ll get tanned instead
When sharks are feeding
Inside Jaws, Inside Jaws, oh man
I’m not heading
In my van, we’ll just crash again


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Peter Andersson - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Just listened/read Alvin's take on Crocs - and now yours on Sharks - seems there are some surfing on the same wavelenght going on here today! :-)
Jointless-In-norCAL - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, loved the line " joint in hand " ; so very norCAL !
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Jointless-Cakes makes a great infused the character all the way through in the lyrics, which is quite an achievement--plus you managed to somehow get the title in there, twice, which is more than we can say for Fuel--or myself. Very good job!
Guy - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Either way you're toast - go in the water and the bitey sharks get you - stay on land and the loan sharks get you. We'll all soon have chunks biten out of our keisters by the land shark of the species once it comes due the payback for all the bailouts. I think I'll take my chances with the watery variety - even land sharks do not go where angels fear to tread. I guess I took a different slant on your parody even though I feel my take on this was not your intention. It's still a fine write, Matt.
bobpiecheese - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Surfie language set to grunge music - interesting mix. Remember: if a shark attacks you, punch it on the nose. Even it doesn't work, you'll go down fighting. 555!
Below Average Dave - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, that was very unique Matty--I can't say that it was hilarious, but very well written, and as TCOP said, it was interesting to say the least reading surf music to an alternative grunge sound.
Stuart McArthur - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) like Dave said, not hilarious but a lot of zing - let's go surfing now, everybody's learning how, come and get fivefivefive from me
Melanie Lee - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad. A couple of good laughs, but only turned me on a little. 5-4-5, and ring the dinner bell!
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah...I agree with the sentiment. Not hilarious, original...was okay.

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