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Song Parodies -> "My Right Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Hemorrhage (in my hands)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fuel
Parody Song Title:
"My Right Hand"
Parody Written by:
Chris Muhleisen
The Lyrics
Tissues are just where you left them,
Grab the lotion and pretend you're getting head,
Did you lock the door this time?
Did you remember to close the blind?
You don't remember, but if anybody sees then you'll say
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using,
My right hand, my right hand
I like using,
oh hold on while you switch WebPages,
You don't want to pay, you know just where to go,
You've searched the websites,
For free movies left and right,
Bad actors faking lines,
Over and over he gets it into her eyes,
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using,
My right hand, my right hand
I like using,
And you do this,
Two times a day,
You grab your member, till it's blue
You never even get tired,
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again.
Grab the lotion and pretend you're getting head,
Did you lock the door this time?
Did you remember to close the blind?
You don't remember, but if anybody sees then you'll say
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using,
My right hand, my right hand
I like using,
oh hold on while you switch WebPages,
You don't want to pay, you know just where to go,
You've searched the websites,
For free movies left and right,
Bad actors faking lines,
Over and over he gets it into her eyes,
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using,
My right hand, my right hand
I like using,
And you do this,
Two times a day,
You grab your member, till it's blue
You never even get tired,
Just go away, and leave me to myself
Just go away and leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again,
Leave me using
My right hand, my right hand again.
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LOL..this was awesome. All 5's.
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