I can't eat any tomatoes
without screaming like a little girl
and I refuse to eat them any time or any place
cause I can't see why anyone would like them
why would anyone like them?

I like potatoes
I like them much better than tomatoes
cause tomatoes suck
do you know what it's like to eat tomatoes all the time?

I stretch my arm across the table
pushing the tomatoes away from myself
and you have the nerve
to push them right back and tell me they're good for my health

I like potatoes
I like them much better than tomatoes
cause tomatoes suck
do you know what it's like to eat tomatoes all the time?

I'm sitting at the table, staring down at the fruit that I hate
I'm sitting at the table, staring down at the fruit that I hate

I like potatoes
I like them much better than tomatoes
cause tomatoes suck
do you know what it's like to eat tomatoes all the time?
cause tomatoes suck
do you know what it's like to eat tomatoes all the-