I'm an island stranded guy
I've grown a massive beard
I'll build a raft to float
To grab a shower and a beer

Tons of insects I've been eating
Since the lizards got too bland
From this coconut I'm drinking
I'm getting sick of all this scratchy sand
I'm sunburnt since I can't get a tan
With these palm leaves I have made a fan

Mesolithic acting guy
I miss technology
The last dope from the plane crash
No shirt, no shoes, ripped jeans

I'm stuck in the tropics screaming
For a passing ship, I've scanned
Hitting the loo is demeaning
Shouldn't of used poison ivy plants
Now I've got this red and nasty rash
From this atoll I wish I could dash

Water is undrinkable
All that salt has stung my eyes
Shoved in bottles, Notes I've drawn
That I hope some one will find

Deep inside a cave I'm sleeping
In my hair are angry bats
They won't get me to start shrieking
I've put up with a lot worse crap
I'm not bothered when their bat wings flap
Though it makes it hard to take a nap
Hope someday I will be leaving
With a volleyball I chat
Often times it's just me speaking
I believe that my mind just went splat