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Song Parodies -> "Island Stranded Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Science Genius Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Island Stranded Guy"

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The Lyrics

The tale of some poor guy trapped on a desert island
I'm an island stranded guy
I've grown a massive beard
I'll build a raft to float
To grab a shower and a beer

Tons of insects I've been eating
Since the lizards got too bland
From this coconut I'm drinking
I'm getting sick of all this scratchy sand
I'm sunburnt since I can't get a tan
With these palm leaves I have made a fan

Mesolithic acting guy
I miss technology
The last dope from the plane crash
No shirt, no shoes, ripped jeans

I'm stuck in the tropics screaming
For a passing ship, I've scanned
Hitting the loo is demeaning
Shouldn't of used poison ivy plants
Now I've got this red and nasty rash
From this atoll I wish I could dash

Water is undrinkable
All that salt has stung my eyes
Shoved in bottles, Notes I've drawn
That I hope some one will find

Deep inside a cave I'm sleeping
In my hair are angry bats
They won't get me to start shrieking
I've put up with a lot worse crap
I'm not bothered when their bat wings flap
Though it makes it hard to take a nap
Hope someday I will be leaving
With a volleyball I chat
Often times it's just me speaking
I believe that my mind just went splat

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
What? No Wilson? J/K- 555!
Matthias - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob, I tried making this one more generic but Wilson is in here with the line about the volleyball
John Lomain - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS but well written 5's
Rob Arndt - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry Matthias, didn't make the connection, apparently! Not my favorite Tom Hanks movie. The same routine is used on the TV series "Last Man on Earth"
Peter Andersson - April 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Very retro-ish original music - it's been more than 555 days since that was in methinks! :-)

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