Song Parodies -> "Drew's Buff"

Original Song Title:

"Push Up"

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Original Performer:

"Drew's Buff"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

number two, and the way its going probably the last one, in my series of songs of shameless self-promotion. it's been fun. this one started off as an exaggerated version of me and gradually got less and less like me, but oh well, i like it

my body's got ripples going all round the place
and i got a really cute and sexy face
if anyone questions whether i am buff
i drop to the floor and do five to ten push ups
i run my hands all over my body all night
i don't care for girls who aren't as buff as me
i'm so tanked that i am bursting at the seams
i ain't thin like that bitch ally mcbeal

i said
where i come from we can lift some pounds
and we don't party, nah, we prefer to run around
when i get going, baby, i don't care about a thing
in my hands
are some weights
so I'lllift them up and down and

(drew's buff)
my body, my body's really toned
(drew's buff)
makes me wonder why i'm still alone
(drew's buff)
it's coz i got a hairy ass
(drew's buff)
girl's say i gotta wax it coz it's nasty

used to take drugs but they shrank both my testes
you know that it affects my sexuality
you thought I'm hot but after talking you just sighed
well excuse me if my muscles get me too self-occupied

coz
where i come from we can lift some pounds
and we don't party, nah, we prefer to run around
when i get going, baby, i don't care about a thing
in my hands
are some weights
so I'll lift them up and down and

(drew's buff)
my body, my body's really toned
(drew's buff)
makes me wonder why i'm still alone
(drew's buff)
it's coz i got a hairy ass
(drew's buff)
girl's say i gotta wax it coz it's nasty

where i come from
we can lift some pounds, go go
and where I come from
yeh
go to town, go to town
so lift some weights up and down and

(drew's buff)
my body, my body's really toned
(drew's buff)
makes me wonder why i'm still alone
(drew's buff)
it's coz i got a hairy ass
(drew's buff)
girl's say i gotta wax it coz it's nasty

(drew's buff)
my body, my body's really toned
(drew's buff)
makes me wonder why i'm still alone
(drew's buff)
it's coz i got a hairy ass
(drew's buff)
girl's say i gotta wax it coz it's nasty

please note: i don't take drugs and i would like to spread the anti-drugs message to all u readers out there, all two of u, if im lucky

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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody is properly pumped-up, I give it three 5's. And contrary to popular belief, I do not now use, nor have I ever used, drugs --- if you don't believe me, just ask any of my eight extra heads I keep hidden under my bulging T-shirt.

drewster the rooster - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment

told u i'll be lucky to get two, one'll do though

Smeagolsarrived - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Rather funny. love the line used to take drugs but they shrank both my testes you know that it affects my sexuality you thought I'm hot but after talking you just sighed well excuse me if my muscles get me too self-occupied good work.

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