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Song Parodies -> "Criminal"
Original Song Title:
"Bicycle"
Original Performer:
Freecreditreport.com
Parody Song Title:
"Criminal"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I found-out that there are 8 Freecreditreport.com songs to date, so this one is Number 5 in a series of parodies with a Lady GaGa theme!!! All hail Mother Monster!!!
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Her merchandise costs so much- and WHY???
Sold all my DVDs and CDs to Dimple
… just makes me want to cry!!!
Now I have some money,
but her stuff still costs more
But when a shop refused my credit
I had no choice but to rob the store!!!
Police aren’t forgivin’
F to the E to the L to the O to the N to the Y, help me!!!
to the C-R-I-M-E
R-E to the P-O-R-T
YO! Place a call to my mom!
Come on “Little Monsters”
Who really cares
about right from wrong?!!!
GaGa‘s sleazy!!!
Doin' the time ain't gonna be easy!!!
(By the time I get out
She'll be on her 6th CD!!!)
GAGA!!!
Her merchandise costs so much- and WHY???
Sold all my DVDs and CDs to Dimple
… just makes me want to cry!!!
Now I have some money,
but her stuff still costs more
But when a shop refused my credit
I had no choice but to rob the store!!!
Police aren’t forgivin’
F to the E to the L to the O to the N to the Y, help me!!!
to the C-R-I-M-E
R-E to the P-O-R-T
YO! Place a call to my mom!
Come on “Little Monsters”
Who really cares
about right from wrong?!!!
GaGa‘s sleazy!!!
Doin' the time ain't gonna be easy!!!
(By the time I get out
She'll be on her 6th CD!!!)
GAGA!!!
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The only thing that GAGA goes GAGA for, is money!!! ;-D Excellent work Rob! 555! :-)
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