Stacy's Mom, is dating Cheech and Chong (4x)

Stacy can I come over after school (after school)
Maybe we can make out in or near the pool (in the pool--pant pant)
Is your mother back from her acid trip? (acid trip)
Since I introduced her, all she does is drip (pop and drip)
You know she's not the caring mom that she used to be
She's all drugged up on PCP & THC!

STACY'S MOM IS DATING CHEECH AND CHONG
SHE'S STONED AND GAUNT AND SHE AIN'T SMOKED FOR TOO LONG...
STACY CAN'T YOU SEE, YOUR MOM'S BETTER OFF WITH ME
YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S WRONG
AND CHEECH AND CHONG SHOULD NOT DATE MOMS!

Stacy's mom, is dating Cheech and Chong(2x)

Stacy, do you remember when she'd tell us no (tell us no)
Now if she's even there, she'll just puff and blow (puff and blow)
Those two Mexican hippies are quite okay (they're okay)
But if they're doing that, I think I have to say (have to say)
That your mom's seriously losing her self respect
She might have fun, but she comes home a hungry wreck!

STACY'S MOM IS DATING CHEECH AND CHONG
WHAT'S SHE SEE IN THEM, COULD THEY WRITE THIS SONG?
STACY CAN'T YOU SEE, SHROOMS ARE KILLING YOUR MOMMY
I KNOW THEY LIKE HER THONG, BUT CHEECH AND CHONG SHOULD NOT DATE MOMS

STACY'S MOM, DO-O-O-ON'T
STACY'S MOM, BLO-O-O-OW

Stacy can't you see, she's on crack and LSD
You know it's very wrong, and Cheech and Chong should not date moms.