Jason's mom is now killing someone
Jason's mom is now killing someone
Jason's mom is now killing someone
Jason's mom is now killing someone.....

Sitting down, watching "Friday the Thirteee-e-e-eenth"
(The 13th)
Jason isn't in this movie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie
(In this movie)
Jason's mom is so incredibly cute
(incredibly cute)
Normally, Jason fans like you would like to say "Nope!"
(Like to say "Nope!")
you know that the real killer was just Mrs. Voorhees
She's all grown up
now baby,can't you see.

Jason's mom is now killing someone
I've got a crush and I know that it is wrong
Jason, can't you see your mother has such beauty
I know it might be wrong
but I'm in love with Jason's mom!

Jason's mom is now killing someone
Jason's mom is now killing someone

Jason, if you remember, drowned in Part 1
(In Part 1)
Not till 2 did he kill anyone
(Anyone)
i can tell she'd like me, 'cause I am not scared

(I am not scared)
Friday the 13th is supposed to give you scares
(To give you scares)
and i know I've got a crush on Mrs. Voorhees
But since you hate Part 1, his mom will just get my butt kicked....

Jason's mom is now killing someone
I've got a crush and I know that it is wrong
Jason, can't you see your mother has such beauty
I know it might be wrong
but Im in love with Jason's mom!

(MUSIC BREAK)

Jason's mom is now killing someone
I've got a crush and I know that it is wrong
Jason, can't you see your mother has such beauty
I know it might be wrong

i'm in love with
Jason's mom oh oh oh oh
i'm in love with Jason's mom oh oh oh oh
Ever since I saw her in Part 1 on TV
i know it might be wrong
but i'm in love with Jason's mom!!!!!