Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on

Stacy, I say, your father is really cool (Really cool)
My male friend has a crush on him (a crush on him)
Did your pop get back from his business trip? (business trip)
Is he gay? Have no idea, but he scares me, kid! (he scares me kid)

You know, my friend is not the boy that I used to be
He;s got a crush now, not on a lady

Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Why can't he just have a crush on her mom?
Stacy, can't you see I'm in love with your mommy
Weird as it might be, my best friend's in love with Stacy's pop

Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on

Stacy, do you remember my best friend named John? (friend named John)
Your pop came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I was scared by the way that my friend John stared
And the way Pop said, "Hey yopu kids, get out of here!"

And I know that you think my friend is just crazy
But since we all hung out, my friend John is really scary

Stacy's pop, my friend has a crush on
Why can't he just have a crush on her mom?
Stacy, can't you see I'm in love with your mommy
Weird as it might be, my best friend's in love with Stacy's pop