MTV is kind of bugging me
MTV, you're just a bit off-key
MTV, run by a chimpanzee
MTV is entertainment-free

I hate watching The Real World after school (so uncool)
When they're waging war with the cast of Road Rules (can't stand those fools)
I won't watch Room Raiders or One Bad Trip (watch them strip)
The Osbournes have got to learn about censorship (channel flip)
You know, I can't stand all the folks that appear on Cribs
Reminds me how bad my house really is

MTV is kind of bugging me
Just stupid shows as far as the eye can see
Terminate Camp Jim, had it up to here with him
I know that I've seen hell, and it looks just like TRL

MTV, a mindless jamboree
MTV, I'd rather watch a tree

I wish I could forget the Dismissed marathon (made me yawn)
And when they put Fraternity life on (such a con)
Making The Video needs to be repaired (won't be spared)
And the VMA's, they should have never been aired (now I'm scared)
And Taildaters and Rich Girls, they all make me sick
And I'd rather drink poison than watch Jessica and Nick

MTV is meaningless to me
And I won't watch anybody's Diary
I feel miser'ble when I see Doggy Fizzle
This channel really blows, they only play three videos

MTV is now my enemy
They think they're great, but I tend to disagree
What's up with this junk? I feel like I've just been Punk'd
It's ethically wrong
(I'm so bored with) MTV, woah
(Just ignore it) MTV, woah
(Hate what's in it)
When it's fin'lly done, then I'll pick on VH1
I never want to see the trash they put on MTV