Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on

Stacy, where the heck did you by that thing? (Buy that thing)
Don't you realize thongs are suypposed to cling (Supposed to cling)
I'm looking at that thing, it's not the riight size (The right size)
Everybody's staring, look in their eyes (In their eyes)

You should call the store
Cause that thong doesn't fit
And trust me it's too big
When I look at it!

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size thirty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in Stacy's thong

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on

How the heck is she keeping it up? (Keeping it up)
That thing's falling off, when will it stop? (When wiill it stop?)
It jsut doesn't fit, but Stacy, you know (Stacy, you know?)
It might fit,, on some random sumo (Some random sumo)

I know it doesn't fit; hey Stacy, do you see
There' d be extra room for two of my friends and me!

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size forty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in Stacy's thong

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size fifty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in

Stacy's thong
It's so baggy
Stacy's thong
It's a big one
Stacy's thong you see, is about size sixty-three
By the size of that thong, it must belong to Tracy's mom.