Broke up with
A chick who's a drama queen
Now I'm sitting on the couch eating ice cream
Here's the story 'bout why we hate each other
Because of her, now I live with my mother

Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber

We have plenty
Of fights about sports
She broke my
Heart right on the basketball court
She thinks I look good in shorts
I think shorts are for dorks
She has size twenty-four
In her underwear drawer

You walk away
When you hear what I say
You know you've been such a bitch every single day
Now I'm scared
You knocked me down with a chair
All I wanna do is just
Tear your hair

Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber

You think I'm extremely lazy
Well, I'm not the first to call you crazy

Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Ooh
We despise each other
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber
Like plastic and rubber