(Nathan's Thong, is really kinda wrong)
[repeat 4x]

There's this kind in front of me in school (me in school)
He's dumb and he's a 'tard and so uncool (he's not cool)
One day he dropped his pencils and bent down to pick it up (pick it up)
And what I saw, was really made me wanna throw up (I threw up)

You know I couldn't believe what I happened to see
This kid wears a thong and just showed it to me

Nathan's thong is really kinda wrong
His shirts are tight and his pants ain't reall long
Nathan can't you see, your gay, get away from me
This is really wrong, but, Nathan actually wears a Thong

Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong
Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong

Well one time I saw him while he was cutin' lawn (cutin' lawn)
He was doing it, with just a towl on (towl on)
I was getting nervous by the way he stared (way he stared)
The way he looked, was making me kinda scared (I was scared)

I'm afraid that he might a fantasy
So I moved out to Mexico, So I could get Free

Nathan's Thong is really kinda wrong
He's gay and Queer and doesn't have a gong
Nathan can't you see, you're Gay, get away from me
This is really sad, cuz Nathan probly does his dad

Nathan's Thong, is really kinda wrong
Nathan's Thong is reslly kinda wrong

Now I finally got away fom him (away from him)
I can have some peace and eat a slim Jim (a Slim Jim)
I don't have to always watch my back (watch my back)
Just in case he might make a sneak attack (sneak attack)

And I was walking home one day and here I see
That Nathan made a move and Now he lives right next to me

Nathan's Thong, Ah-Oh-Ah-Oh
I'm afraid of
Nathan's Thong, Ah-Oh-Ah-Oh
Wait a minute
Nathan can't you see
Your Gay, get away from me
This is really weird, cuz I know a guy whose really Queered