I got another erection today
Thanks to you
The way you put them on display
Makes me drool
Try my best not to stare
Then be accused
But I must say that
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
Yeah I must say that
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
They’re the best I’ve seen and that’s the truth

You’ve got some womdigious mamm’ry glands*
An awesome two
I gotta wonder did you get implants?
Are they infused?
Would you let me check them out?
May I peruse?
The way they look in that sweater, man
How I’m enthused
They’d be a great place to rest my head
And take a snooze
Oh please don’t cover them up
I’ll get the blues

I gotta tell you
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
I gotta tell you
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge

I promise that I won’t cop – a feel
Please don’t conceal
Your bust - I must confess
It’s quite arousing
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
You mind my browsing?
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
Whoaaaaaa!


(Umm, play a solo here, I’ll be in my bunk)


I promise that I won’t cop – a feel
Please don’t conceal
I just - don’t care - if they aren’t real
Oh no! Your top! Coming apart!
Your bust, it busts your dress

And now I’m sweating
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge
There’s no forgetting
Your breasts, your breasts, your breasts, your breasts are huge

I had a big indiscretion my friends
I’m a tool
And it is too late for making amends
I’m so screwed
I stepped in and I kissed
Her massive boobs
At least I got to see both
Her heart tattoos

Since I molested
Her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, so huge
I got arrested
Her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, her breasts, mon Dieu!
And then they sent me away – to jail!
It’s my sad tale!
My lust! Unjust, I guess
And now I’m getting
Depressed, distressed, possessed by some big dude.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!