Song Parodies -> "The Pandemic"

Original Song Title:

"The Pretender"

Original Performer:

"The Pandemic"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here's a song about the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.

Keep you in the sick
You know they all delay
Keep you in the sick
And so it all began

Send in your own shelves
Sing as their reels go walking in... again
They need you buried sick
The secrets that you keep are at the medicine
Are you ready?
I'm finished making time
Done pleading ignorance
That whole COVID

Spinning infinity, boy
The mask is covering me
It's never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

[Chorus 2x:]
What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your cases?
You're the pandemic
What if I say I will never surrender?

In time or so I'm told
I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well
The case is out of print
We are not temporary
We're permanent, permanent
Same old story

[Chorus 2x]

I'm the voice inside your ills
You refuse to hear
I'm the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your mask
I'm what's left, I'm what's right
I'm the enemy
I'm the mask that will take the mouth
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all COVID

[Chorus 2x]

[2x]
What if I say I'm not like the others?
Keep you in the sick
What if I say I'm not just another one of your cases?
You know they all... COVID
You're the pandemic
What if I say I will never surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

And the pandemic lives on...

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