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Song Parodies -> "'P' in -ool"

Original Song Title:

"Best of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"'P' in -ool"

Parody Written by:

Za Tawsch

The Lyrics

Inspired by my eight-year-old son's joke that is line 2
I’ve got another confession to make
I peed in your pool
Everyone’s got their leaks to take
Holdin’s through

Were you born to resist or let it spew

Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?

Are you done and on to number 2?

I needed somewhere to hide my deed
Water’s too cool
Beer gave me something that I didn’t have
But it’s refuse
I was too shy to begin
Too strong to lose
My bladder’s under duress again
Piss can’t break loose
My head is going shallow or deep
But I can’t choose
I swear I gotta get rid of
This refuse

Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?

Has someone shaken it off?
It’s real the warmth you feel
My trust, I must
Confess
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?


Has someone shaken it off?
It’s real the warmth you feel
Release, relief
I did conceal
The piss that starts
The bubbling farts
You trust, you must
Confess

Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?

I’ve got another confession my friend
I went poo
I’m getting tired of gastric strain
Swelling stool

Were you born to resist or let it spew?
I swear I’ll never redo
This refuse

Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”. the “p” in pool?
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?

Has someone shaken it off?
It’s real, the warmth you feel
Your trust, I must
Confess
Is someone putting the “p”, the “p”, the “p”, the “p” in pool?

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2Eagle - December 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Last July you peed in the pool - tonight you get 5 lumps of coal in the sock.

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