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Song Parodies -> "Do You Fear That I'm Clear?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"

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Parody Song Title:

"Do You Fear That I'm Clear?"

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The Lyrics

The triumphant return of my Halloween Carols! This one is a tribute to the Invisible Man (although Jack Griffin didn't turn anybody invisible in that movie but he was invisible himself). I decided to parody the Flyleaf version because their's is more Rocktastic!
Sucked down that gin and looked at my hand
"Wow! I'm see-through!" I screamed
That cup was drained dry, Not a scam
"Wow! I'm see-through!" I screamed
That jar's... bizarre... swear it's quite a fright!
Once was pale now my skin isn't white
Color scale is a hue not that bright!

Potion made my gams an unmeasured void
Do you fear that I'm clear? (Do you fear that I'm clear?)
Slurping mixtures dry, I'm annoyed
Do you fear that I'm clear? (Do you fear that I'm clear?)
My dong! My dong's... nowhere to be seen!
Not my choice when I swigged down that drink
Heard my voice and zipped off with speed

What an awkward ploy! I'm your guinea pig!
Wear a coat and it floats! (Wear a coat and it floats!)
This can't be the norm, Really pissed!
Freaked out folks when I smoked (Freaked out folks when I smoked)
It's wild! So wild! Shimmered like a ghost!
Since Jack Griffin's one crappy host!
Pigmentation's gone from that dose!

Picked up things and people got all scared!
Vision drives them insane
Heard them shriek: People leapt on chairs!
Hidden so they all faint
That vial's so vile! Colored just like Sprite!
Think a string's tugged to give it flight?
I caused a fuss since I'm a fright!
That made me cuss, I'm outta sight!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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Claude Prez - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for pointing me to this version of the original; Rocktastic indeed! You really have to read along with the song to see all the clever matches you made; well done!
Matthias - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude! Feel free to join in on the fun and make your own Halloween carol! They are quite fun to do especially making the religious Christmas songs blasphemous haha

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