Sucked down that gin and looked at my hand
"Wow! I'm see-through!" I screamed
That cup was drained dry, Not a scam
"Wow! I'm see-through!" I screamed
That jar's... bizarre... swear it's quite a fright!
Once was pale now my skin isn't white
Color scale is a hue not that bright!

Potion made my gams an unmeasured void
Do you fear that I'm clear? (Do you fear that I'm clear?)
Slurping mixtures dry, I'm annoyed
Do you fear that I'm clear? (Do you fear that I'm clear?)
My dong! My dong's... nowhere to be seen!
Not my choice when I swigged down that drink
Heard my voice and zipped off with speed

What an awkward ploy! I'm your guinea pig!
Wear a coat and it floats! (Wear a coat and it floats!)
This can't be the norm, Really pissed!
Freaked out folks when I smoked (Freaked out folks when I smoked)
It's wild! So wild! Shimmered like a ghost!
Since Jack Griffin's one crappy host!
Pigmentation's gone from that dose!

Picked up things and people got all scared!
Vision drives them insane
Heard them shriek: People leapt on chairs!
Hidden so they all faint
That vial's so vile! Colored just like Sprite!
Think a string's tugged to give it flight?
I caused a fuss since I'm a fright!
That made me cuss, I'm outta sight!