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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Ticks"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Sick"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flyleaf

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Ticks"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

I will spray
try and kill these bugs
that's in my home and in my yard
I will SPRAY!!!
SPRAY!!!

I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got ticks
I've got ticks

My poor dog
gets 'em worse
So, I spray him, bathe him
but they come back
And they bite me (bite me!)
While I'm sleeping
and I'm screaming, scratching my itching rear

I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got ticks
I've got ticks

Crawling! They're biting me!
I'm squirming all around
Crawling! They're biting me!
I need Calamine lotion

They crawl into my clothes
this invasion makes me feel
itchy, pissed at ticks

I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawing things, biting things
I've got...I've got ticks

I've got ticks
all over here
where I live
Let me live without these
crawling things, biting things
I've got...TICKS!!!
I've got ticks
TICKS!!!!
I've got...TICKS!!!


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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Billy, good to see ya' back at the site, every now and then...DKOS...but I dig your parody...it raids high with me..5's
Billy Boyd - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you AFW. I really appreciate it.
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the late night clock is goin' tick tock, so I gotta comment and leave soon. 555's
Red Ant - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
My my my, nice writing, all 5s. Sorry, couldn't resist. Congrats on the first Flyleaf song here.
Billy Boyd - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry and Red Ant.
Fergi - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
If you don't know the meaning then don't even try!

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