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Flight of the Conchords

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A mash letter to talented film/TV actress and part-time musician Zooey Deschanel.
Zooey's got face, Zooey's got face
She's not just a New Girl now
She's pretty, freaky Zooey (ooh Zooey)
I would just like to chase Zooey
Not many Manic Pixie Girls like Zooey
Something about that face
Makes me feel all perky, Zooey!
So sexy in Hitchihiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Such a sweet girl in Elf
I'll honor you more than that Ben Gibbard dude
I'd like to see you in sexy dress and boots, Zooey
'Cause you are no longer Almost Famous
You are in a much better place, Zooey
You are too good for The Smurfs, ooh

Much praise and admiration
(500) Days of Summer, you sent me
Of your movies, I'm conversant, Zooey
I want you to want me, translucent Zooey!

Song for Zooey, ah Zooey
You are one of the Real Girls, man!
Song for Zooey, just for Zooey!
You must Live Free Or Die,oooh Yes Man!

The Happening on my TV screen
I feel so bad for you, 'cause
That movie bombed out
Yeah, it didn't pan out, man!

Ooh ah ooh, I just adore you so
Oooh ah ooh, gonna get me into Big Trouble
(Haven't seen Big Trouble, no)
See The Bridge To Terebithia soon
That kids' movie's pretty cool, man

Yeah, you're Ok, Zooey!
Here's a new sound!
It's She and Him
You and M. Ward both get down

Oooh, you're the sexiest thing
Yeah,I'm on ogling you in this DVD scene
Now I can feel my total nerves tingling
The sound of this actress, hot, singing...

Zooey's got face!
Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey
Zowie's got face!
Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey, Zooey

Oh gee, mama, sweetie tiny Zooey
Gluten allergy
Oh gee, mama, sweetie tiny Zooey
Z-Z-Z-Z-Zoey's got---Face!
Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee. Full disclosure: I'm more of an Emma Watson fan. Can anyone out there write a parody about her?

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Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Who out there isn't a Emma Watson fan? She's such a babe. I think that Zooey Deschanel is pretty hot too so I'm right there with you in this parody but how can you talk about Zooey and never mention her eyes that's like her defining feature. You said she's got face (which is kind of a weird line because everybody's technically got face but it would have been nice to see one line about her abnormally large eyes)
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matty. I couldnt find a place for that; I couldn't change that rhyme scheme to "Zooey's got EYES!"
Abbott Skelding - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
A great tribute. Zooey is lovely and all, but if you're asking me, it would go Katy Perry > Zooey Deschanel > Emma Watson (but I'm a big fan of all of them!) Nice work here
Max Power - July 11, 2014 - Report this comment
To be fair, the only joke that would have come out of Emma Watson other than Harry Potter reference was when she stole some stuff in "This is the End!". Still good work.
bobpiecheese - July 15, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty good parody here (I've only seen Zooey as Trillian, so some of the references went over my head). 555!
Blaydeman - July 15, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'ma huge Zooey fan so I dug this a lot (despite the OS which I didn't like at all). I agree with Matty, if you're going to do a tribute you have to include the biggest things she's known for. You hit most of them, but you needed to get her eyes in there somehow. As far as Emma Watson goes, I think she's an overrated actress. WHay has she really done other than Harry Potter and Perks? Not much. In my opinion, the jury's sti;l out on her (she is very attractive though)

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