Some people say that oranges don't have peels
They have peelings
They have peelings
Some people say that oranges aren't apples
Of course not!
You sound stupid when you say that they're apples
Some people say that oranges are invincible
They're wrong
Very wrong
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real stuff
Things that happened
All real
Bring the rap!

I pick some fruit for my friends, think it is delicious, also very nutritious, put it on fancy dishes
Not one of them knows how eat properly, just bite and don't peel
The orange peelings, the orange peelings
I feel like a prize jerk, accidentally let out a smirk
The orange peelings, the orange peelings
You could have researched out to eat them

Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for an orange to buy
But everywhere I looked I saw kiwis instead
And the clerk suggested I get one of them!

The orange peelings, the orange peelings
I'm not going to be a kiwi, I'm an orange man!
The orange peelings, the orange peelings
Get me an orange, please!

It's my birthday, 2003
Asked for an orange from my family
... They got one for me

The orange peelings, the orange peelings
Thanks for the awesome oranges, mom!

I call all my friends, say let's get some oranges in town
So they, "Sure, let's go into town."
So we get together and go into town
And go and buy oranges, in the town

The orange peelings, the orange peelings
We bought them and then watched that movie, Despicable Me

Have you ever been told to eat an orange?
Have you ever wanted to kiss an orange?
Have you ever eaten an orange in bed?
Have you ever put an orange on top of your head?
Has your mommy ever got you an orange when she went away?
Once again, got a present for Jay?
Have you just had an orange blah?
Have you ever gotten an orange by breaking the law?

I love eating oranges
I said I love eating oranges (oranges)
Love eating oranges
(Eating oranges)
I love eating oranges
(Eating oranges)