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Song Parodies -> "Enemies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Flight Of The Conchords

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)

Enemies don't sing together
La La La La
Enemies don't things together
La La La La
Enemies don't laugh together
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Enemies don't make graphs together
La La La La

Enemies don't help you when you're in danger
Enemies aren't people who are not strangers
Enemies don't help you shift into a new place
Don't tell you if you've got food on you're face

Enemies aren't the ones, on who you can depend
He's not my friend, He's not my friend
Enemies aren't the ones who are there at the end
He's not my friend, They're not my friends

If you trip over I'll won't catch you're fall
If you break my dick, I will break you're balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I won't make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a drunk struck you
I won't scrape you up and reconstruct you
I won't cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered I won't avenge you're death

Enemies don't walk together
La La La La
Don't pop and lock together
(Zzi zzu Zzi Zzu)

Me and him together
La La La La
Me and Jim forever

Enemies don't go jogging at the track
Enemies don't borrow money never pay It back
Enemies let friends do crack
Enemies don't go out and grab a snack
Enemies don't drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one
Enemies don't tell you when you're flys undone

My Uncle John had an enemy
They dressed a like, his name was Emily
I've never seen two enemies like them
They were very very angry men

La La La La
Enemies, enemies, enemies
La La La La
Enemies, enemies, enemies, enemies
La La La La
Enemies, enemies, enemies, enemies
La La La La
La La La La

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 14

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Future Bob - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Now that was funny!
No person in Particular - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
This isn't good. Doesn't match the original rhythm, and makes the song way too fast. Also, it is simply the original songtext, only you replaced "friend" with "enemy", and you put it in denial.
Nick - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny and the rhyming was right on point. Good work!
OOOOOMY - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing my ass off!! Even better than the original!
Kammy - May 27, 2010 - Report this comment
So funny! I'm laughing my ass off with this parody!

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