Did you eat my fries?
You have the look of guilt on your face
Did you eat my fries?
I'm checking this case
Did you eat my fries?
What sloppiness! Think you're sly?
You did eat my fries!
That's most uncool my bro, I say, no lie

So the next time that I order up some fries
I will know to keep my eyes upon yer hands
If yer sittin' down or in a dance
I'll keep my fries in a tight lockdown
'Cause I don't wanna lose 'em just because you are sneakin' 'round

Don't you eat my fries! (ahhhhh)

Don't you take my fries, or next time, Joe, you know
You'll pay, you'll die!

Look, instead of taking all of my own fries
Why can't we compromise, why not just ask?
It's not that hard of a civil task
Get onion rings, or even some hash browns
Because your intrusion in my food world brings me down

Don't you take my fries, or I'll have to rearrange your face
Don't you take my fries!