1.

I lie here so miserably;
To my old femur./
No longer attached to me!/

My ex-gal is just no good;/
She betrayed me!/

And now I'm all bloodied up;/
How rude!/

Her revenge has got to be;/
Such insanity!/

Just 'cause I couldn't help her!/

Her science grade;/
Failed in pace!/

So she takes it;/
Out on my bloodied face!/

(First Chorus)

She's left me slaughterized;/
With one machete swipe or two!/

And now I just can't move;/
My tibia's missing!/

My body matches;/
What her evil heart can do!/

And now she aims her shank;/
So she can run me through!/

2.

I cough blood for one minute;/
And then notice:/
I'm fading off quickly!/

I'd fare better in the hood!/

Cause she broke my heart;/
And then punctured my left lung!/

My remains found hopefully;/
Open-shut the case!/

That would be great for me!/

I'm still here in agony!/
A cold, dark place!/

I think it's her freezer space!/

(Second Chorus)

She left me slaughterized;/
With one machete swipe or two!/

And now I just can't move;/
Because I'm freezer burned!/

My body matches;/
What her evil heart can do!/

She aimed her makeshift shank;/
And then she ran me through!/

(Instrumental Break)

(Repeat Second Chorus) x 2

[ (Instrumental Break)
She aimed her makeshift shank;/
And then she ran me through!/ ] x 2