New tampons are tangerine?!
They used to be pink
This switch is for Halloween
Your used cars are Butterscotch?!
Makes me dizzy
Apricot boxers hide your crotch
This fad has got to be
The most moronic thing
Dealers sell orange weed?!
Please explain your rationing
This autumn craze
I'm amazed in a daze!

There's too much pumpkin spice!
The pie I understand but glue?!
That junk I'll have to "Boo"
Just like those ghosts that chill
Robbin' pumpkin patches
Flavored fries are spewed
Ungodly food is strewn
Meat shouldn't have this hue!

Heard me shout since that smell stinks
Beer bottles clink
This cooking's disgusting me
Straight from Mars here comes more junk
There's shaving cream foam
These dumb things really are dumb
This fad will hopefully
Be done in two months
This crap is cool for goths
Fall Madness is maddening
Won't stuff my face
Not a trace of this waste!

There's too much pumpkin spice
My eyes are rolling in a loop
Trapped with tangelo poop
Since this is overkill
Sold it to the masses
Since most guys are loons
I'll never be immune
It makes the white chicks swoon

Too much pumpkin spice!
So sick of carrot-colored brew
Amber Alert, We're doomed
Stuck with gourd-branded swill
Condoms are persimmon
Orange rinds are viewed
Sporting some flame-shade shoes
Screamin' till this is through

Too much pumpkin spice!
My mind has turned to orange goo
Due to this garbage chewed
I think we've had our fill
The December racket
Peppermint gets huge
But still I'll be a scrooge
Chug down some minty hooch

Bid pumpkin spice adieu
Jack-O-Lantern shampoo?!

Pumpkin spice wrecks my mood
It's even in dog food!