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Song Parodies -> "1000 Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"1000 Words"

Original Performer:

Final Fantasy

Parody Song Title:

"1000 Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

I know that you're legs been cramped,
Push against the wall against your heel.
Your muscle's shortening.
But shortening is no deal,
So how does it feel?

Get out of my line of sight,
Didn't say you could get in my way.
But I'm this pool's life guard,
If you'd just like to come this way,
Do what I say.

Save your tears 'cause I'll come back.
I could hear that you whinged just as you walked through that door,
But still I swore
To kill the pain,
While I turned back the pages.

Sit there and I'll get a plaster,
I will jus be right back, kid, William Anthony Smith
You are the itiod, to say what's on the slip.

I've a thousand eyes can see that your aching,
My line of sight,
Even though I can't see,
I know my line of sight,
Is blocked by that teenage kid.

Oh a thousand eyes,
One thousand embraces,
With standard view,
Making all of your weary days seem far away.
I'll watch you forever.

Oh a thousand eyes (a thousand eyes),
Have never been blocked (ohhh yeah),
And I see you,
I'll follow you home (follow you home),
And back into my wrath,
Get out of my line of sight (My line of sight),

And a thousand eyes (ohh),
Watch out through the ages (watch through the ages),
They'll follow you (oh yeah)
Turning all of the lonely years to only days (only days),
I'll watch you forever...

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Alyssa - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the original, but this is pretty good
Steaver370 - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm... tell me when I'm meant to laugh, kk?
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