-> "Barber Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Candy Shop"
Parody Song Title:
"Barber Shop"
Parody Written by:
Filthy Cent A.k.a. Unkrowned_king
The Lyrics
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[INTRO]
yea...
uh-huh....
keep on cuttin...
[CHORUS]
i'll take ya to the barber shop
with styles like the eraser top
c'mon man you look like a mop
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
i'll take ya to the barber shop
want'a style like the one i got
the shop's just around the block
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
[VERSE 1]
you can have the hair your way,how do u want it
to the left or to the right or do ya want a mullet
pull out the combs then ok,go to the next head
ya trim the front,then do the back enuff said
i'll cut it down for ya man now ok it's easy
if you want it greasy,then i'll make it greasy
in the fifth chair or the in the one by the exit
in the last or in the middle it's however you want it
got the magic trimmer,im the hair pastor
and ya friends look good they call me hair master
you wanna show me how you work it man,no problem
get up turn around and start to trim this mans bottom
im the greatest in the shop when it comes to these domes
afta ya turn 'round the block,ya hair can meet these combs
im tryin to trim ya beard man,the best way i can
but ya keep movin 'round so im about to cut my own hand (ha,ha)
[CHORUS]
i'll take ya to the barber shop
with styles like the eraser top
c'mon man ya look like a mop
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
i'll take ya to the barber shop
want'a style like the one i got
the shop's just around the block
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
man,the hair i cut (the hair you cut)
the styles i got (the styles you got)
the tools i got (the tools you got)
trim beards and butts(beards and butts)
[VERSE 2]
let me cut ya hair man,nice and slow
get in the seat and stay still like you tryin to roll sum dro
you ain't neva seen a style like this befo'
cuz u ain't neva met a barber like this befo'
soon as you walk thru tha door i got you payin in my tip cup
two dollars is fine as long as you ok wit ya hair cut
isn't it slick how rather quick i got you outta the seat
got you thinkin of my styles after you leave
i trim the right spaces and the right place
gel on or gel none you'll like how i leave ya face
so productive you should see the way i move
if you want it short and if ya want it smooth
as short as you want it homie i won't stop snippin
show ya boyz how ya look after and they'll start trippin
no more weaves or combovers after im done there
and you be leavin out the shop wit a little gel in ya hair
[CHORUS 2X]
i'll take ya to the barber shop
with styles like the eraser top
c'mon man ya look like a mop
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
i'll take ya to the barber shop
want'a style like the one i got
the shop's just around the block
so go on to the barber shop (whoa)
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