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Song Parodies -> "I'm Hairy"

Original Song Title:

"So Sorry"

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Parody Song Title:

"I'm Hairy"

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The Lyrics

This is about women who are feminist and do not shave and how that can be a deal breaker. I'm kind of feminist and I think women should be able to feel beautiful whether they shave or... don't, but I can't resist a parody idea when I think of one. Enjoy!
I’m hairy
Two words I always use to break the deal
When I realize that my leg is a rug
So hairless
Two words that could describe
The dick of my date
When chest hair is in short supply

We don’t need to shave our thighs
Our hair is used as a surprise
We, we could shave our pits and pies
But we lie

We’re so helpless
We’re slaves to magazines
We’re afraid of our inner ape
And no one knows where our cunt is
We’re divided by the system
And the only thing I know is
That the razor isn’t for us
No the razor isn’t for us

I’m furry
Two words I always use to see your sad face
When you realize I just might be a dyke

We don’t need to shave our pies
We use our hair as a surprise
We could shave our pits and pies
But we won’t (repeat)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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The Brad Hatter - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
"Wax on, wax off" ;-D
Gary Olson - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment
How can one be a Feminist and yet not be feminine??? There are many top female women in politics, the military, business, and other areas that are still very feminine. We aren't cavepeople you know. Excessive body hair on men is just as gross and many men that are straight do not like body hair either and get waxed or shave it off. Are they any less of a man??? And that goes for down below too. It's a hygiene thing as well!

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