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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Ooze"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Booze"
Original Performer:
Family Guy
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Ooze"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
For one of my last Zombie parodies, I thought at least one should be light-hearted, funny... so I chose "Family Guy's" song "Mr. Booze". Enjoy. I eliminated all the character voices to make it one unified song...
Mr Double O Z E
That sure spells DOOM!
You will end up being mass-consumed, if you mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Double O-Z-E
If they were so stiff you thought they died
Resurrected you’ll be terrified!
Terrified!
Oh No!
Terrified!
Terrified!
I was terrified, I was terrified!
Well then defend yourself my son, defend yourself!
One time I was on nightly look out and I fell asleep guarding camp and I took a snooze in bed. I slept for about three and a half hours. I was sure we’d all see the next day, but by the next day the Zombies had invaded and several people were torn to pieces!
Who's to blame?
Who's to blame?
What's its name?
We know its name, its name is
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, don't ever snooze!
Any time you let it in, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Ooze!
If that mob looks like it's two miles wide
Two miles wide!
You'll feel nauseated and terrified!
Terrified!
Oh No!
Terrified!
I was terrified, I was terrified!
Come forward dear survivor who was terrified
I used to be a local shop guy. Then I switched to survival. Now I don't leave my rifle and I've seen every living horror. You name a Zombie, I've shot it
Jaw-drop Dave
Shot it
The walking infection
Shot it
Rotting teeth
Shot it
Blood dripping guy!
Definitely shot it
What an aim!
What an aim!
They’re all the same
even dead dames?
Its name is
What's its name?
Its name is
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot
You'll make the obituary news (resurrection too)
If you mess with Mr. Ooze
If they were so stiff you thought they died
Resurrected you’ll be terrified!
Terrified!
Terrified!
This man was terrified
Very well survivor
Let us lead him on the path of justice
This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of surviving he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.
Why, at one time, if you asked him what his favorite weapons were he'd say Walther P-99QA, Benelli Tactical Nova, and HK UMP .45. But thanks to those old rotting corpses it's all changed
What's your favorite weapon, Pauli?
Ruger!
He doesn't even like Ruger!
Now survival makes a small man tall
And can lead to fighting all the time
Yeah!
Killing Zombies can be fun
Simple head-shots with a 9 (mm)
Yeah!
But sometimes the undead get in
No matter how hard you train
Yell!
They’ll eviscerate, rip-off your face
And there's only one thing to blame
Mr. Double O-Z-E
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot
You will end up being mass-consumed
If you mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Double O-Z-E
'Cause that spells DOOM!
And your gonna lose with Mr. Ooze
Oh No!
Don't mess around with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Off with the dead now
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. ...
Don't mess with Mr. ...
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
Don't mess with na-na
Oh Mr. Ooze
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
That sure spells DOOM!
You will end up being mass-consumed, if you mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Double O-Z-E
If they were so stiff you thought they died
Resurrected you’ll be terrified!
Terrified!
Oh No!
Terrified!
Terrified!
I was terrified, I was terrified!
Well then defend yourself my son, defend yourself!
One time I was on nightly look out and I fell asleep guarding camp and I took a snooze in bed. I slept for about three and a half hours. I was sure we’d all see the next day, but by the next day the Zombies had invaded and several people were torn to pieces!
Who's to blame?
Who's to blame?
What's its name?
We know its name, its name is
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, don't ever snooze!
Any time you let it in, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Ooze!
If that mob looks like it's two miles wide
Two miles wide!
You'll feel nauseated and terrified!
Terrified!
Oh No!
Terrified!
I was terrified, I was terrified!
Come forward dear survivor who was terrified
I used to be a local shop guy. Then I switched to survival. Now I don't leave my rifle and I've seen every living horror. You name a Zombie, I've shot it
Jaw-drop Dave
Shot it
The walking infection
Shot it
Rotting teeth
Shot it
Blood dripping guy!
Definitely shot it
What an aim!
What an aim!
They’re all the same
even dead dames?
Its name is
What's its name?
Its name is
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot
You'll make the obituary news (resurrection too)
If you mess with Mr. Ooze
If they were so stiff you thought they died
Resurrected you’ll be terrified!
Terrified!
Terrified!
This man was terrified
Very well survivor
Let us lead him on the path of justice
This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of surviving he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.
Why, at one time, if you asked him what his favorite weapons were he'd say Walther P-99QA, Benelli Tactical Nova, and HK UMP .45. But thanks to those old rotting corpses it's all changed
What's your favorite weapon, Pauli?
Ruger!
He doesn't even like Ruger!
Now survival makes a small man tall
And can lead to fighting all the time
Yeah!
Killing Zombies can be fun
Simple head-shots with a 9 (mm)
Yeah!
But sometimes the undead get in
No matter how hard you train
Yell!
They’ll eviscerate, rip-off your face
And there's only one thing to blame
Mr. Double O-Z-E
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Ooze
Mr. Double O-Z-E, you must always shoot
You will end up being mass-consumed
If you mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Double O-Z-E
'Cause that spells DOOM!
And your gonna lose with Mr. Ooze
Oh No!
Don't mess around with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Off with the dead now
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Oh Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. Ooze
Don't mess with Mr. ...
Don't mess with Mr. ...
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
Don't mess with na-na
Oh Mr. Ooze
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
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An undead delight.
Porfle, I think some of your silliness rubbed off on me for this one!!!
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