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Song Parodies -> "Car, Car"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Car, Car"

Parody Written by:

StupidGenious

The Lyrics

Written when I was a wee lass
You said you're no good with cars but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out a joke of a Toyota stuck to my tongue
And weighed down with repair costs too expensive
Today it's it can't be that bad
Versus no one should ever feel like

I'm two gallons and a pedal down
and I don't wanna forget how the engine sounds
this car is all I have so I'll use it
cause I need it just to get by

Car, car
It's falling apart to half time
Car, car
and this is the thing I hate to drive
Car, this is the way I ride
If I knew how God must hate me

It always shudders before it breaks down
Oh, no please don't stop now
I'm too close to the gas station

I'm two gallons and a pedal down
and I don't wanna forget how the engine sounds
this car is all I have so I'll use it
cause I need it just to get by

Why don't you show me a little bit of spunk
You've been saving for the car dealer, love

Car, car
It's falling apart to half time
Car, car
and this is the thing I hate to drive
Car, this is the way I ride
If I knew how God must hate me

Why don't you show me a little bit of spunk
You've been saving for the car dealer
(dealer, dealer)
I only want sympathy in the form of a
brand new Subaru

Car, car
It's falling apart to half time
Car, car
And these are the next tune ups you need

Car this is the way they'd drive (way they'd drive)
Car this is the way they'd drive (way they'd drive)
Car this is the way they'd drive if they knew how much God hates me
Car, car
Car, car
Car, car
Car, car

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