Song Parodies -> "This Ain't Country, It's Porno Music"

Original Song Title:

"This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"

Original Performer:

"This Ain't Country, It's Porno Music"

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The Lyrics

I've used to enjoy this
Genre when I was a teenage broncin' buck
Now I started hating it, I went disgusted
Too many bad country hits out there, I rather just insult that
This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 3 times]
I don't want to hear this hillbilly crap

[Chorus, repeat this line twice]
I'm no country fan, I got sick of it, something's gone too far, something's gone too far

Toby Keith sounds too sweet to me (I won't be a redneck)
I'm not in the mood for Taylor Swift (teardrops not on my guitar
At night, I would spray paint your walls with my hate
Against country music crap made me th-th-th-think it's porno

This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 3 times]
Making my stepdaughter barf too much often

[Repeat chorus]

All the people that are sick of country music, sing until you're about to get fatigued

This ain't country, it was porno music [repeat 6 times]

[Repeat chorus]

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rob - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

i dont know the original song but you are correct about how "country" music is crap. my words here. it's all about the money, and hollywood and national media will seldom if ever feature some over weight pimple faced person like they use to. they use to want talent and music use to be ART, now it's just make money and target any young genitals willing to buy this puke sopped "music". hey country msucians, you're just a bunch of crappy rockers who are too miserable to be real rockers or anything else and youre faking your existance for a buck. women especially ought to be ashamed at how hollywood and the media gods only promote little blond cookie cutter bimbo's for our "stars". glad to see this "music" get slammed by someone.

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