[Interview: Behind the Scenes of Hell's Kitchen]

They told me I should never say 'arse' on air
Don't wanna hear me curse
Food lovers disappear

Kids have to get it right:
Nothing's fuckin' black and white
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit

I am no Saint
A cunt from Northern UK
Never quite made it
Playing ball like David Becks

Yet cooking's what I love
School is never right for me
It's shitty

But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed

Omelette? You've fucked it
Crap [Blood] on lamb's thigh
It doesn't matter
Dish [is] out in five

It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching

To the Piss-Ballsacks [FCC],
Better hear what I say:
Stop all the pointless bleeping
No one gives a damn

Well, my swearing's not a crime
Bleeping [Muting and any sound effects] sure must be canned
And PS:
You're bigots

You got insulted
But you've nothing to fear
Bad food will hurt you
Sooner than my words can match

If freedom of the speech means
I can't tell you you're a fag
I'm livid

But I've done what I can
To make it
Be 'it'
I'll be blunt if salt is needed

Carrots too soggy?
Raw fish? That's trite!
It doesn't matter
Steak turned out fine

It's shitty
Re-make it
Hey dickhead:
Stop bitching

Rancid horse-shit, even pigs won't eat it
All the peas are frozen, heat it, you twit (Stutters "Fuck, fuck")

Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it
(Stutters "Arse,arse, arse, arse")

Lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it

[Guitar Solo {Used as ad break}: Ramsay verbally attacked the interviewer when he was insulted about his personality.]

SHITTY
DAMN IT

No one wants mistakes repeated

Trivial problems
They are more trite
More than my swearing
Could cost your life

Admit it
Say it
No one wants imperfect service
My mouth is potty
Yet I am right
Fly in your pizza
You'll say 'shit' twice

I need it
WHOA

No one wants a losing business
I don't mind funky
As long as food's right
[But] It wouldn't matter
[If] Waitress does shite

I'm livid
Don't bleep it
It's bullshit
You bigots

The swearing
I need it
God damn it
They've fucked it

You are useless, lose the jacket, leave the kitchen, you can beat it