[Spoken] {Dennis Rodman sitting in front of the TV}: What the hell happened to American sports? Soft fouls, suits on sidelines, and no TD celebrations?
I'd racked up fines for far worse crimes than these!

Say my name and give me the stick and I
Dare you to pick a fight with me
Let that brawl go off at the buzzer
And let us taunt you with no shame

Brace yourself, let the foul go
Or I'll break your front teeth, then I'll break your nose
These small fines won't stop me
Since my fans will pay my fees

Now I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

Said I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

Oh, get my laughs, why there has there been zero tolerance
I'm not for laughs, but an actor for the fans
Get a tat, pull a helmet to your neck
Time's up, I'm trashing 'em

I'm the best showboat than the rest
Let my celebrations make you nervous
Shake it out, make it proud
Free love on the stand but
I will scream and my voice ain't weak now.

Now I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

Said I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

Said-a, I don't care just a-what you think,
As long as I play my way, you said-a
I don't care just what you think,
As long as I play my way, you said-a
I don't care (I don't care)
You said I don't care (I don't care)

Said I don't care,
I don't care
I don't care (I don't care), I said-a
I don't care

I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

Said I don't care what you think
As long as I play my way
The rest of us can let me do what
Comes easily

{Dennis Rodman sitting in front of the TV}: New Detroit Bad Boys, haha...

{Revealed to be Cheryl Ford, a Detroit Shock player in the WNBA}