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Song Parodies -> "Thanks for the Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Thanks for the Mammaries"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

I'll admit from the first that this isn't exactly my BEST of parodies. But I'm just shocked that someone hasn't come up with the obvious similarity between "memory" and "mammary". So...I decided to give it a go. Share and Enjoy.
They want their boobs to bounce a bit
(They are sent to me without breasts)
Get my knife and check your HMO
I vow it will not show
(Check your HMO, check your HMO)
And I want to make your shirts fit tight
I do it all with lasers and cellulite
Who do I think I am?
I work Beverly Hills; I'm a board-certified plastic surgeon

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"
Ohhhhhh

I'll boost your bustier a cup size
We have gone so far from silicone
It won't hurt at all
It's always good work except for (except for)
When they jump from A to D (jump from A to D)
Too much weight (too much weight, oof!)

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"
ohhhh

(They say) I only think in the form of firm "casabas"
Turning flat girls into page-six lovers
When they're in the O.R.
And they're out of those clothes
I'm a cut away
From getting them some better boobs (wa-ooooohhh)

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge
It looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say,
"Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries
See, it looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say, (Man, I love...when they say)
"Thanks for the mammaries
Even though they're not too huge (even though they're not too huge)
See, it looks like me, only bigger"

I like when women say, (Man, I love...when they say)
Thanks for the mammaries (for the mammaries)
Thanks for the mammaries (for the mammaries)
See, it looks like me, only bigger"
Don't taze me, bros! I *told* ya this wasn't my best!

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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A-Cups Anonymous - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
How about "fondle the mammaries" as a substitute? :-)
Ryan Bennett - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Awful.... Just Awful im gonna write a parody better than this in my sleep

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