-> "Sugar You're Goin Down (Thanks to the Atkins Diet)"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar We're Goin Down"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sugar You're Goin Down (Thanks to the Atkins Diet)"
Parody Written by:
Matt Grazulis
The Lyrics
This gut's more than you bargained for man,
I've been trying to tell you've gotta eat more healthily,
but you just can't give up those sweets.
Grab Diet Coke, instead of your sweetened cola.
It's just a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight.
(a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight)
Drop that tart, and crack an egg
You have been scarfing down and eating all the wrong things.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me I'm eating junk food from the pantry,
the stuff that you devour in your dreams.
Isn't it messed up, how bad that you want a cookie?
It's just a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight.
(a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight)
Drop that tart, and crack an egg
You have been scarfing down and eating all the wrong things.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
Down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
A loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
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