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Song Parodies -> "Sugar You're Goin Down (Thanks to the Atkins Diet)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar We're Goin Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Sugar You're Goin Down (Thanks to the Atkins Diet)"

Parody Written by:

Matt Grazulis

The Lyrics

This gut's more than you bargained for man,
I've been trying to tell you've gotta eat more healthily,
but you just can't give up those sweets.
Grab Diet Coke, instead of your sweetened cola.
It's just a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight.
(a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight)

Drop that tart, and crack an egg
You have been scarfing down and eating all the wrong things.

You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.

Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me I'm eating junk food from the pantry,
the stuff that you devour in your dreams.
Isn't it messed up, how bad that you want a cookie?
It's just a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight.
(a wrap with five net carbs, cause you're just a tad overweight)

Drop that tart, and crack an egg
You have been scarfing down and eating all the wrong things.

You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.

Down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.

You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
You're going down, down
(Ten pounds.)
A loaded baked tater's not even valid.
You're going down, down, gonna lose a few pounds,
and sugar you're goin' down the drain.
Have a big Angus steak and a salad
a loaded baked tater's not even valid.










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Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job.
Holly - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Hilarious! :D
Matt - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliments!
Your Name: - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thats sum funny shit
Jones - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very Funny. It Flows Well.
Malinoski - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha thats really good`! And not offensive to Fall Out Boy! GO YOU!
300Bernard Street Girl1494 - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
You SUCK!....................................................................­....................................................................­......Just KIDDING YOU ROCK OUR SOCKS OFF AND BOY THAT WAS RANDOM
NeonPaul - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is hilarious stuff, all fives!
OhSnapski - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice
'_' meep - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Noice!

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