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Song Parodies -> "France, France"
Original Song Title:
"Dance, Dance"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fall Out Boy
Parody Song Title:
"France, France"
Parody Written by:
The Piano Minstrel
The Lyrics
#22. An ode to the unfortunate country.
You think you're no good with wars but they're worse
Barely started out
A joke of a combatant or stuck in the mud
Losing their fights too late for a panic
And now its, "they can't get much worse"
vs. "no country's ever this bad"
They're twelve centuries and a half down
And they just want to forget how history sounds
These wars are always lost so we'll mock them
How do they still manage to die
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you
And don't get started on the Romans
They always quit just before they're blown out
Put up the white flag
First resort
It's always the same mistake for them
They're twelve centuries and a half down
And they just want to forget how history sounds
These wars are always lost so we'll mock them
How do they still manage to die
I wish that they could win something this time
They're just copping for a peace talk
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you
And don't get started on the Romans
Do they have in them a little bit of spine
Are they working on a fortress
They only want terrorists out the way so they're giving into what they say
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you (invaded you)
France, you know that it is true (that it is true)
France, I still believe in you (believe in you)
But you know how hopeless you're living
France, France
France, France
France, France
France, France
Barely started out
A joke of a combatant or stuck in the mud
Losing their fights too late for a panic
And now its, "they can't get much worse"
vs. "no country's ever this bad"
They're twelve centuries and a half down
And they just want to forget how history sounds
These wars are always lost so we'll mock them
How do they still manage to die
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you
And don't get started on the Romans
They always quit just before they're blown out
Put up the white flag
First resort
It's always the same mistake for them
They're twelve centuries and a half down
And they just want to forget how history sounds
These wars are always lost so we'll mock them
How do they still manage to die
I wish that they could win something this time
They're just copping for a peace talk
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you
And don't get started on the Romans
Do they have in them a little bit of spine
Are they working on a fortress
They only want terrorists out the way so they're giving into what they say
France, France
They're falling apart every time
France, France
Napoleon lost at Waterloo
France, Hitler invaded you (invaded you)
France, you know that it is true (that it is true)
France, I still believe in you (believe in you)
But you know how hopeless you're living
France, France
France, France
France, France
France, France
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"France, Hitler invaded you/ And don't get started on the Romans"...liked it! The French are easy parody targets, but...heck, why not? 545
Anything French I'll laugh at. The pacing was shaky at certain points, but other than that, I loved it. 455.
Really good i like it i love how people are bashing my fav bands songs one song at a time. keep writing your stuff is good.
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